First, I'd like to say Thank You to all the Veterans out there, active, retired, or laid to rest. I appreciate all that you've done for our country. You are why we are free.
Now, I can get right down to it.
Today, I'm at my desk, and I'm having a very horrible fight with someone, but in my head. This is one of the most knock down drag out fights I've been in, in my head, ever! I wish I could share more, but this is the kind of thing that happens when I'm left alone. I have practice fights with people in my head. Most of them end with me pretty much kicking ass, but I think I have an advantage, mostly because I'm more awesome. I know that I'm not the only one who does this kind of thing too, so don't act all high and mighty like you are better than me or something. I don't want to have to go all Jacquisha on you. What? You don't know Jacquisha? She's my ghetto alter ego, Larry doesn't like her, at all. She's not the one you'd want to meet in an alleyway, or anywhere else for that matter. She's hecka hard, and doesn't take shit from anyone, not even me! Ok, so she is me, but still, I like to think we could be separate people sometimes. I could blame her for the bitch attacks, and she could blame me for, well, being the super person you all LOVE! Haha...See, this is a fine example of what happens when I'm left alone.
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